Monday, January 9, 2012

Is it true that Chuck Norris was actually the 4th wiseman?

In ancient scrolls just discovered it was written that Chuck gave the baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he ascended. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference Jesus showed to Chuck's gift that they arranged to have him written out of the Bible. According to the scrolls just found the other 3 wisemen died soon after of mysterious roundhouse kick related injuries.

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